- [while Peter is video-recording Stewie's school play performance, he notices Richard Dreyfuss in the viewfinder]
- Peter Griffin: Oh, no way. Hey Chris look! Is that Richard Dreyfuss?
- Richard Dreyfuss: Oh, for crying out loud.
- [Richard gets up to leave while Peter continues to record and badger him]
- Peter Griffin: Hey Dreyfuss, where you going? Get back here. Dreyfuss, what are you doing here in Quahog?
- Richard Dreyfuss: My nephew's in the play. God, can't you go anywhere these days without these damn paparazzi?
- Peter Griffin: Where you going? Oh, you going to the bathroom? You going to have a close encounter of the turd kind? Hey, I think you're gonna need a bigger boat!
- [Stewie and Brian at home, after the former's stage fright and wetting himself incident during a school play earlier in the day]
- Brian Griffin: So, had a little trouble up there on stage, huh?
- Stewie Griffin: What do you mean?
- Brian Griffin: I mean crying and wetting yourself, you looked ridiculous.
- Stewie Griffin: You know what? I'm gonna buy a cake when you're dead.
- Reginald New York Knickerbocker [Peter Griffin in disguise]: mmm, what a wonderful dinner.
- Angela: Would you like some dessert?
- Reginald New York Knickerbocker [Peter Griffin in disguise]: Did you bake a pie?
- Angela: [in a sexually aroused tone] Well, there is a pie. It's been baking since I met you.
- Reginald New York Knickerbocker [Peter Griffin in disguise]: ermmmmmmm, gross.