Family Guy (TV Series)
Peter-assment (2010)
Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Pal
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Quotes
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[while Peter is video-recording Stewie's school play performance, he notices Richard Dreyfuss in the viewfinder]
Peter Griffin : Oh, no way. Hey Chris look! Is that Richard Dreyfuss?
Richard Dreyfuss : Oh, for crying out loud.
[Richard gets up to leave while Peter continues to record and badger him]
Peter Griffin : Hey Dreyfuss, where you going? Get back here. Dreyfuss, what are you doing here in Quahog?
Richard Dreyfuss : My nephew's in the play. God, can't you go anywhere these days without these damn paparazzi?
Peter Griffin : Where you going? Oh, you going to the bathroom? You going to have a close encounter of the turd kind? Hey, I think you're gonna need a bigger boat!
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[Stewie and Brian at home, after the former's stage fright and wetting himself incident during a school play earlier in the day]
Brian Griffin : So, had a little trouble up there on stage, huh?
Stewie Griffin : What do you mean?
Brian Griffin : I mean crying and wetting yourself, you looked ridiculous.
Stewie Griffin : You know what? I'm gonna buy a cake when you're dead.
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Reginald New York Knickerbocker [Peter Griffin in disguise] : mmm, what a wonderful dinner.
Angela : Would you like some dessert?
Reginald New York Knickerbocker [Peter Griffin in disguise] : Did you bake a pie?
Angela : [in a sexually aroused tone] Well, there is a pie. It's been baking since I met you.
Reginald New York Knickerbocker [Peter Griffin in disguise] : ermmmmmmm, gross.