- Julia Braverman-Graham: Can I ask you guys something? When did your children start lying to you?
- Sarah Braverman: Uh... it was in the hospital, I think. Amber was born and she said 'It wasn't my vodka!'
- Kristina Braverman: You know what the problem is for mothers?
- Sarah Braverman: Daughters?
- Kristina Braverman: Daughters!
- Julia Braverman-Graham: Amen.
- Kristina Braverman: Oh, by the way... guess who started buying bras?
- Sarah Braverman: Who?
- Kristina Braverman: From Victoria's Secret.
- Sarah Braverman, Julia Braverman-Graham: You?
- Kristina Braverman: Haddie!
- Julia Braverman-Graham: Oh-oh.
- Sarah Braverman: Oh, that's okay.
- Kristina Braverman: Yes. Very sexy bras!
- Sarah Braverman: How bad is it, what's the lace-to-base?
- Kristina Braverman: The what?
- Sarah Braverman: If it's really lacey, it means she's going further... on the base-y... you know?
- Kristina Braverman: What are you talkin' about, she's not doing any of that.
- Sarah Braverman: First base is kissing, second base is...
- [to Julia]
- Sarah Braverman: what is second base?
- [Julia signals her to shut up]
- Kristina Braverman: There's a lot of lace but she's not doing any of that.
- Julia Braverman-Graham: Course not.
- Sarah Braverman: Okay, second base is reading Tennyson.
- Lauren: Dude, have you nailed down the brown endorsement yet?
- Lenny: Dude, I'm working all the angles I can.
- Kristina Braverman: Um, I... I actually know somebody that knows Jerry. Let me check.
- [starts flipping pages of her address book]
- Kristina Braverman: Jerry Brown... or at least I used to...
- Ed: Kristina?
- Kristina Braverman: Yeah? You can call me dude.