- [Everyone has gathered at the Griffin house to see Meg's boyfriend, including Cleveland, who had moved to Stoolbend, Virginia for his spin-off]
- Cleveland Brown: This was worth the 500-mile drive.
- Meg: Why did you do this to me Francine.
- Olivia: you can't let anyone your a boy.
- Stewie Griffin: I had the best fun that I ever had.
- Meg: No Hayley don't rip your teeth out.