Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)
Pilot (2010)
Betty White: Elka Ostrovsky
Quotes
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Joy Scroggs : Let me ask you something. What's the deal with old ladies and track suits?
Elka Ostrovsky : Well, it's simple: in your twenties you dress for men, in your forties you dress for success, in your eighties you dress for a bathroom.
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Joy Scroggs : Does anyone else smell pot?
Elka Ostrovsky : What are you, a cop?
Joy Scroggs : No.
Elka Ostrovsky : Then what's it to you?
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[last lines]
Joy Scroggs : So, are you OK, Mel?
Melanie Moretti : Yeah. Yeah, I'm good. I'm good and you guys have a very early flight tomorrow, so please, just go to Paris and have a wonderful time.
Joy Scroggs : I don't know. Somehow I can't seem to get excited about Paris any more. No Melanie.
Victoria Chase : You know, Joy... instead of two weeks in Paris, we could spend two weeks in Cleveland; I mean, the Paris of Ohio.
Elka Ostrovsky : No, that's Toledo.
Joy Scroggs : So what should we do now?
Melanie Moretti : I say we go to that bar where the men think we're hot.
Elka Ostrovsky : I'll drive!