Quotes
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Malory Archer : Dr. Krieger's covert team installed these surveillance cameras while Limón was out shopping yesterday.
Doctor Krieger : Yep, we've got video and audio with a satellite feed back to these hard drives. Same set-up I've got in my van.
Sterling Archer : Jesus, Krieger. You're still taping bum fights?
Doctor Krieger : No, now I'm into something... darker.
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[first lines]
Malory Archer : Oh! Oh! I cannot believe you! Are you out of your big, fat Russian skull? Of all the dumb stunts you - Nikolai, how could you do this?
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Sterling Archer : Well, then, it sucks to be you!
Malory Archer : You'll be who it will suck to be if I have to call my bridge partner!
Sterling Archer : Oooh! Who's your bridge partner?
Malory Archer : The district attorney.
Sterling Archer : So?
Woodhouse : Sir, that stolen lemur bit one of your prostitutes right in the face. And she says she can't go to a hospital because she's, I quote, "tripping balls".
Sterling Archer : [Awkward pause] You know when I was little, I used to pretend you weren't my mother.
Malory Archer : Me too.
