Quotes
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Woodhouse : Well, I was very fond of a boy at school once. Reggie Thistleton, but he died in the war at Flanders.
Rudy : Flanders?
Charles : What war was that?
Woodhouse : Oh, the Great War.
Rudy : They're all great.
Charles : Oh my God, yes! Those Nazi uniforms?
Rudy : Hugo Boss.
Charles : Shut up!
Rudy : Swear to God.
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Sterling Archer : Well, then, it sucks to be you!
Malory Archer : You'll be who it will suck to be if I have to call my bridge partner!
Sterling Archer : Oooh! Who's your bridge partner?
Malory Archer : The district attorney.
Sterling Archer : So?
Woodhouse : Sir, that stolen lemur bit one of your prostitutes right in the face. And she says she can't go to a hospital because she's, I quote, "tripping balls".
Sterling Archer : [Awkward pause] You know when I was little, I used to pretend you weren't my mother.
Malory Archer : Me too.