- Kendall Knight: [checking through the want ads for a job] Bio taste tester, volcano cleaner... dentist?
- James Diamond: In Minnesota I was the face. Now I'm just A face. I'm just a handsome grain of sand on an extremely beautiful beach.
- Logan Mitchell: [checking through more wants ads for a job] Ah, crime scene clean-up. Mm, sword swallower. Oh, chicken inspector?
- Kendall Knight: How much do you think we could get for our kidneys?
- James Diamond: [from his reflection in a mirror] Look at yourself. Who's handsomer than YOU?
- James Diamond: No one.
- James Diamond: [reflection] Who's got more style than you?
- James Diamond: No one!
- James Diamond: [reflection] Who's smarter... than YOU?
- James Diamond: Well, lots of people, but that has nothin' to do with bein' a model.
- James Diamond: Katie, where did you get the money for these clothes and the styling team?
- [Katie hands him a book]
- James Diamond: [impressed] A new port folio.
- Katie Knight: Hey, it's my job to worry about the money and your job to be pretty.
- James Diamond: [ready to model] Let's show them some handsome.
- [rounds the corner to find eight other model auditioners all dressed as himself]
- James Diamond: Whoa! Lots of handsome!
- Jennifer Knight: [having temporarily calmed the kids] Now, the Ziggle Zaggles ends in about five minutes, so you need to find something else to keep them busy and active.
- Kendall Knight: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Where are you going?
- Jennifer Knight: As far away as I can get in five minutes. Good luck!