The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Color Yellow (2010)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Groundskeeper Willie, Grampa Simpson, Hiram Simpson, Patrolman #1, Krusty

Quotes 

• Lisa Simpson : But why would you keep it a secret from us all these years?

  Abraham Simpson : Well, how can I explain this to a young person? People of my generation were, you know...

  Lisa Simpson : Racist?

  Abraham Simpson : That's it!

• Lisa Simpson : Not only did we restore our familiy honor, it turns out we're one-fourth black.

  Bart Simpson : So that's why I'm so cool.

  Lisa Simpson : So that's why my jazz is so smooth.

  Homer Simpson : So that's why I earn less than my white co-workers.

• Lisa Simpson : [Researching her family tree]  No, this can't be right! They're all horrible!

  Homer Simpson : Yeah, the Simpson family is a long line of horse thieves, deadbeats, horse beats, dead thieves, and even a few alcoholics.

  Lisa Simpson : There must have been a few good ancestors. Grandpa, don't you know any?

  Abraham Simpson : Not a one! Maybe the nicest was Abigail Simpson, who you know as the Pittsburgh Poisoner.

  Homer Simpson : If I were you, I wouldn't dig into the past. I lived in some of that past, and I got out for a reason.

  Lisa Simpson : I won't give up! I have to know that somewhere in the muck and the mire and the Pittsburgh Poisoners, this family had a noble spark, and I will find it! Even if I have to go back to Adam and Eve.

  Abraham Simpson : Oh, you mean Adam and Eve Simpson, or as you may know them, Julius and Ethel Rosenberg.

• Lisa Simpson : I can't believe the Simpsons were descended from slave owners.

  Homer Simpson : Me neither. For once, a Simpson in management.

  Marge Simpson : Homer!

• Grampa Simpson : [to Lisa when she looks sad]  Don't cry, meat pie!

• Hiram Simpson : What's for dinner tonight?

  Mabel Simpson : Possum.

  Hiram Simpson : Again? Why can't we ever have opossum?

  Mabel Simpson : Not on your salary.

  Hiram Simpson : I can't believe I buttoned my britches for this.

• Bart Simpson : [after blowing up a tree stump]  Wait, here comes the mykia.

  Groundskeeper Willie : What's a mykia?

  [the stump falls on Skinner's car] 

  Principal Skinner : My Kia!

• Abraham Simpson : I'm taking that secret to my grave, or urn, or medical college dissecting table, or wherever you're planning on dumping me.

• Grampa Simpson : I warn you, sweetie. Whatever is in that journal, if it's about a Simpson, it's no good.

  Grampa Simpson : Our ancestors were kicked out of Australia.

• Marge Simpson : Bart, what are you going to do for Black History Month?

  Homer Simpson : I know, you could march to Selma, and tell her she's ugly.