Community (TV Series)
Modern Warfare (2010)
Jim Rash: Dean Pelton
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Quotes
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Dean Pelton : [after Jeff shoots his office] You get it all out of your system?
Jeff Winger : [laughs] Almost.
[Pulls a paintgun from behind his back and shoots Pelton in the forehead]
Dean Pelton : What do you want from me, Jeffrey?
Jeff Winger : Guess.
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Dean Pelton : There's classes in the morning. This has to stop!
Ben Chang : Shh... put me in the game, 'cause I'll take everyone out. I play paintball three times a week, bro. I'm even one of those douche bags that brings in his own equipment.
Dean Pelton : But it wouldn't be fair. You're not a student.
Ben Chang : But you can change that, can't you?
Dean Pelton : Huh?
Ben Chang : Enroll me in a class.
[Dean chuckles]
Ben Chang : [both laugh]
[both laugh maniacally]
Dean Pelton : [calm in normal voice] What are your interests?
Ben Chang : Arts and crafts.
Dean Pelton : Oh, I do watercolors.
Ben Chang : Oh, cool.
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Dean Pelton : Hey, everybody. Just a reminder. Our spring fling is on the quad today. Music, food, activities. What, what?
Pierce Hawthorne : Ha. He makes me uncomfortable.
Dean Pelton : Mm. Still in the room.