Community (TV Series)
Modern Warfare (2010)
Chevy Chase: Pierce Hawthorne
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Quotes
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Annie Edison : Let's get back to Britta and Jeff.
Jeff Winger : There is no Britta and Jeff!
Pierce Hawthorne : He said, fully erect.
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Pierce Hawthorne : [Abed, Jeff and Troy enter the vending machine area] Hey! What the hell?
Star-Burns : I got you covered, bro.
Pierce Hawthorne : You guys formed an alliance without me?
Jeff Winger : Yeah. You with Star-Burns?
Pierce Hawthorne : Not if I can be with you.
[shoots Star-Burns in the back]
Star-Burns : Ow!
Pierce Hawthorne : Ha. It's just Star-Burns.
Abed Nadir : Anyone else need a pee break?
Jeff Winger , Troy Barnes : Yeah.
Abed Nadir : Hey.
Star-Burns : Hey.
Pierce Hawthorne : I'll stand guard. I don't need to pee. I'm wearing a diaper for the game.
Jeff Winger : Oh, yeah.
[sarcastically]
Jeff Winger : "For the game."
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[the study group is pinned down by the glee club]
Jeff Winger : Pierce! Do NOT come over here!
Pierce Hawthorne : Screw you! I'm coming over there!
[Pierce crawls out from behind cover and gets hit multiple times]
Pierce Hawthorne : Medic!
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Pierce Hawthorne : I'm sporting a man-thong.
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Dean Pelton : Hey, everybody. Just a reminder. Our spring fling is on the quad today. Music, food, activities. What, what?
Pierce Hawthorne : Ha. He makes me uncomfortable.
Dean Pelton : Mm. Still in the room.