Community (TV Series)

Romantic Expressionism (2010)

Donald Glover: Troy Barnes

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• Britta : Fine! I cared. I'm a girly girl. I like boys, and I don't like it when they're mean to me, and I don't like it when they stop kissing me and start kissing my friends, I'm not that cool, I'm not JUNO, homeslice.

  Jeff Winger : This is what this was about for you? You were jealous?

  Britta : Oh, please. You can't tell me you weren't jealous that Vaughn had his hippie hands all over your debate-slash-make-out partner.

  Annie Edison : What are you insinuating? I took that kiss for the team!

  Jeff Winger : What?... yeah. That kiss wasn't for pleasure, it was strategic and joyless.

  Annie Edison : What?... yeah.

  Troy : You did get weirdly specific describing Annie's body.

  Jeff Winger : More specific than the stuff you told me about Britta?

  Britta , Annie Edison : What?

  Shirley Bennett : Does anyone get specific about me?

  Pierce Hawthorne : Check your e-mail.

  Shirley Bennett : I mark you as spam.

  Pierce Hawthorne : Who the hell is Pam?

• Abed : When you guys first came in, we were as wholesome as the family in the Brady Bunch. Now we're as dysfunctional and incestuous as the cast of the Brady Bunch.

  Shirley Bennett : I agree with Abed. This is getting creepy.

  Annie Edison : No more creepy than when Jeff wears tight jeans and you say, "I'd like to slap those buns on the grill!"

  Shirley Bennett : First of all, I don't talk like that, and second of all where I'm from it's perfectly normal for women to talk about their male friends' backsides. You don't see me saying anything about Abed and Troy's weird little relationship.

  Abed , Troy : [to each other]  They're just jealous.

• Annie Edison : Hey, guys! Thanks for getting involved in my love life, that was super cool and mature of you! Oh, and since you're both clearly idiots, I should probably let you know that I'm being sarcastic!

  [storms out] 

  Troy : Hey, guys! Thanks for taking ugly Annie out of the palm of my hand and turning her into another hottie that will never get with me!

  [storms out] 

  Leonard : Hey, guys! Thanks for eating all the macaroni!

  Jeff Winger : Shut up, Leonard! No one even knows what you're talking about!

  [Leonard leaves] 

  Jeff Winger : ...I did eat all the macaroni. It's messed up that he knows.

• Troy : Oh, that's cool that you're hanging out, drinking beers with your students.

  Señor Chang : [Motions at formal attire he's wearing]  Yeah, because clearly none of my other plans fell through.

• Jeff Winger : Troy, I want you to clear your mind.

  Troy : DONE.

• "Kickpuncher" narrator : Detroit is a firezone ruled by scavengers, drug dealers, and terrorists.

  Troy : Sounds like a Thanksgiving at my house.

• Troy : I'm not your bro, bro.

  Vaughn : Everyone's my bro, because we're all connected. Sharks, eagles, hats.

  Troy : Yeah? Well some things are more connected than others, like tarantulas and me peeing myself. Or me and Annie.

• Pierce Hawthorne : Change! Time to change the channel! This guy'll be begging for change soon, he keeps making movies this terrible! We should change to something good, this movie stinks! We should change his diaper. That's change we can believe in!

  Abed : [Abed hits pause]  Okay, it's obvious something strange is happening here.

  Pierce Hawthorne : What are you talking about? I'm making jokes during a movie.

  Troy : Yeah, but you're doing it with the speed and determination of the incomparable Robin Williams.

• Jeff Winger : Crash course in manipulation: you don't tell the person what you want them to do. You help them realize they want to do it. That way it can't be traced back to you.

  Britta : Hmm, got it.

  [Jeff and Britta walk up to Troy] 

  Britta : Chemistry, sexy. You know what else it sexy? Annie.

  [Jeff rolls his eyes] 

  Troy : I know chemistry is sexy, but Annie? I don't see it.

  Britta : You really don't see how pretty Annie is?

  Troy : Maybe it's because I knew her in high school before she dropped out when she still had acne and a pill addiction and a nervous breakdown ending with her running into a plate-glass window screaming "everyone's a robot!"

• Troy : Let's do this. Red Shoe Diaries. I think you know I have a thing for butt stuff.

• Troy : Tell him. Tell him you've been in love with me since high school.

  Vaughn : Wait a minute. Is that true Mountain Flower?

  Annie Edison : I never want to lie to you, so I will tell you that I did have a crush on him but it's over, I swear.

  Vaughn : You swear? Just like Britta swore that she didn't give Jeff my poem and then I found him laughing at it with Pierce and that Sherri Shepherd lady? It's happening again. Your study group is evil. And you don't deserve ice cream.

  [throws extra cone away] 

  Annie Edison : [gasp] 

• Troy : Well he's a baby.

• Troy : Pierce, you don't want to watch a cyborg movie in Abed's dorm. You want to lay on your twin bed and think about what you used to be.

  Pierce Hawthorne : [offended]  What? You think I'm too old to make monkeyshines at a picture show? Come on. I'm younger than the three of you put together.

  [confusion crosses everyone's face] 

• Jeff Winger : But the point is, we're not telling you what to do.

  Britta : Oh, yeah, you didn't hear it from us.

  [Britta and Jeff back out of the room] 

  Troy : I have the weirdest boner.