The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Excelsior Acquisition (2010)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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Quotes 

• Sheldon Cooper : [knock knock knock]  Penny?

  [knock knock knock] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Penny?

  [Penny immediately opens the door] 

  Penny : [knock knock knock]  Penny?

  Sheldon Cooper : That's just wrong.

• Penny : [calling Leonard on the phone]  Sheldon's in jail.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Sheldon's in jail?

  Raj Koothrappali : [to Howard]  You called it.

  Leonard Hofstadter : For what?

  Penny : What do you think? For doing the same crap he always does, except to a judge.

• Sheldon Cooper : This is Stan Lee's front door. We were on Stan Lee's curb, then we were on Stan Lee's walk and now we're at Stan Lee's front door.

  Penny : Yup.

  [Penny rings the doorbell] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, Lord. You just rang Stan Lee's doorbell. It's Stan Lee's house. We're about to go in and have milk and cookies with Stan Lee.

  Penny : Okay. Sweetie, I don't know if we're gonna have cookies or he's just gonna say hi or really what's gonna happen so just let me talk and we'll...

  [the door opens] 

  Stan Lee : Yeah?

  Penny : Are you Stan Lee?

  Stan Lee : Oh damn.

  Penny : Hi. I'm Penny. This is my friend Sheldon.

  Sheldon Cooper : We're not friends at the moment. Depends on how this goes.

  Penny : Right, right. Anyway Sheldon here is a huge fan of yours and he was supposed to meet you the other day at the comic book store but he kind of ended up in jail.

  Stan Lee : I see. And you thought you'd just come over to my house uninvited?

  Sheldon Cooper : You said we *were* invited.

  Penny : Oh, no no, I said I'm inviting *you* to come with *me* to Stan Lee's house.

  Stan Lee : You know, you fanboys are unbelievable! Do you think you can just ring my doorbell any time you want? I mean, why don't you just come on in and watch the Lakers game with me?

  Sheldon Cooper : Well, I'm not much of a sports fan, but thank you.

  [walks in. Stan Lee stares at Penny] 

  Penny : Sir, he doesn't really understand sarcasm.

  Stan Lee : Well I'll give him something he'll understand. Joanie! Call the police!

  Penny : Nice to meet you.

  [Penny runs away] 

• Sheldon Cooper : I was found guilty and fined $533.

  Penny : I'm gonna write you a check for that as long as you promise to put it in your drawer and never cash it like the others.

• Penny : Got any fun plans?

  Stuart Bloom : Oh yeah, big night tonight. Gonna share a can of tuna with the cat.