The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Large Hadron Collision (2010)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
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Quotes
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Penny : You actually put that in an agreement!
Leonard Hofstadter : Uh, yeah. We also put in what happens if one of us wins a MacArthur Grant, or if one of us gets superpowers, of if one of us is bitten by a zombie.
Sheldon Cooper : He can't kill me even if I turn.
Penny : Is there anything in there about if one of you gets a girlfriend?
Sheldon Cooper : No, that seemed a little far-fetched.
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Leonard Hofstadter : [awoken by sounds of Penny vomiting] What's going on?
Penny : [sarcastic] I'm having a tea party. What do you think's going on?
[sounds of Penny hocking up phlegm]
Penny : I think I might have the flu.
[sounds of more vomiting]
Penny : Or the plague.
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, our plane leaves at 9:00 a.m. Do you think you'll feel better by then?
Penny : [sounds of more vomiting] Yeah, 'cause I'm gonna be dead!
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Sheldon Cooper : [Sheldon and Penny both have the flu] I just don't understand how this happened to me. I'm scrupulous about my hygiene, I regularly disinfect my hands, and I avoid contact with other people on general principle.
Penny : I don't know what to tell you, Sheldon.
[Sheldon remembers when he hugged Penny]
Sheldon Cooper : It's *you*! I touched *you*!
Penny : Happy Valentine's day.
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Sheldon Cooper : Hello.
Penny : Hello.
Sheldon Cooper : All right, let's dispense with the friendly banter. I believe you know why I'm here.
Penny : Well, I always figured it was to study us, discover our weaknesses and report back to your alien overlords.
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Penny : Okay, what's the big surprise?
Leonard Hofstadter : Just a minute. This tray contains clues as to what you and I are going to be doing on Valentine's Day.
Penny : Oh. Wow. Okay. Let's see. We've got, uh, milk chocolate, Swiss cheese, fondue... My lactose-intolerant boyfriend is going to eat all this, then I'm going to climb on his back and rocket to the moon?
Leonard Hofstadter : No. But it does involve air travel. Okay, um, let me slice this *Swiss* cheese with my *Swiss* army knife, and then *you* can wash it down with a cup of *Swiss* Miss instant cocoa.
Penny : Okay, I'm starting to think Swiss is key here.
Leonard Hofstadter : Uh-huh.
Penny : We're going to Disneyland and ride the Matterhorn.
Leonard Hofstadter : How does that involve air travel?
Penny : We're going to Disney *World* and ride the Matterhorn!
Leonard Hofstadter : No.
Penny : Okay. Sweetie, this started out fun, but I'm over it.
Leonard Hofstadter : We're going to Switzerland to see the CERN supercollider!
[Penny looks at him blankly]
Leonard Hofstadter : And ski. We'll also go skiing.
Penny : We're going skiing in Switzerland?
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, you'll ski, I'll fall, but, yeah, we will be in Switzerland for Valentine's Day.
Penny : Oh, my God! Leonard, that's incredible!
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Sheldon Cooper : Since I rarely hug, I am relying on your expertise regarding duration.
Penny : I think we're there.
