How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Rabbit or Duck (2010)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

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Quotes 

• Barney Stinson : Get rid of it!

  Marshall Eriksen : What?

  Barney Stinson : This phone is cursed! It just never stops ringing! I try to ignore it, but I can't! I'ts ruining my life! I should get that.

  [Marshall takes the phone] 

  Barney Stinson : No, let me answer it! It could be an emergency! She might be trapped inside a giant bra!

  Ranjit : Barney, let it go... to voice mail.

• [Barney has displayed his phone number on national TV, and keeps getting calls from women] 

  Barney Stinson : [phone rings; Barney answers]  Go for Barney. Cut to the chase - what's your cup size? Oh, hi, Mom!

• Barney Stinson : OK I've enlisted Ranjit's services as my personal driver because for the next week I'll be sleeping with hundreds of women and I don't want to take the subway cause... you know... germs!

  Ted Mosby : Wait, you're... you're actually gonna hook up with these girls that call you?

  Barney Stinson : Oh, indubitably! I'm meeting the first one here any minute. Keep your eyes pealed for a red sweater. Based on her texts, she's dirty, dyslexic and want to 96 me, semi-colon and parenthesis.

• Barney Stinson : So, anyone know who won the Super Bowl last night?

  Marshall Eriksen : You should know. You were there...

  Barney Stinson : I won! I now have a magic phone that never stops ringing. And who's usually at the other end? A hot chick. The number of women who want me is now infinity!