Chuck (TV Series)

Chuck Versus the Role Models (2010)

Joshua Gomez: Morgan Grimes

Quotes 

• Morgan Grimes : You're going to fire me, aren't you? My God, this is even worse than when I got canned from Underpants Etc.

• John Casey : Relax, you passed.

  Morgan Grimes : I failed every test.

  John Casey : Yeah, with flying colors. You have got to be hands down, bar none, the worst candidate I've ever trained. But you got one thing going for you. You got balls.

  Morgan Grimes : I do?

  John Casey : How many Marines you know would go up against a Bengal tiger unarmed?

  Morgan Grimes : Yeah.

  John Casey : You have to be a complete idiot.

• John Casey : All right, there are three qualities that make for an effective field agent: Subversion.

  Morgan Grimes : Me.

  John Casey : Stealth.

  Morgan Grimes : Me.

  John Casey : Strength.

  [Morgan groans] 

• Chuck Bartowski : Good morning, buddy.

  Morgan Grimes : Okay, I get it. You're having tons and tons of sex. Congratulations, Warren Beatty.

  Chuck Bartowski : Who said anything about -?

  Morgan Grimes : Big goofy grin said it. Okay? And you know, it's kind of an insult for those of us living in the apartment who *aren't* having sex - which is me.

• Morgan Grimes : Listen to me. Listen to me. Just hear me out. This country needs men like you, Casey. Okay? What do I do? I sell refridgerators, you know? I mean, if I die, what? They'll shop at Large Mart. Big deal. But there is a way I can serve my country.

  John Casey : What are you doing?

  Morgan Grimes : I'm going to lure that tiger into Ellie and Awesome's apartment.

  John Casey : You're not!

  Morgan Grimes : Yes, I am! And listen to me. No matter what you hear in there, promise me you will not go in after me. SEMPER FI-dizzle!