- Kelly Erin Hannon: My last job was at a Taco Bell Express. Then they became a full Taco Bell and I don't know, I just couldn't keep up.
- Michael Scott: [reacting to Erin covering her face with her hair and hyperventilating] What are you doing?
- Kelly Erin Hannon: In the foster home, my hair was my room.
- Kevin Malone: [Kevin's voice in a video of Cookie Monster] Oscar, Toby said he left my Girl Scout cookies on my chair. Have you seen them? Wait, I'm sitting on them.
- [all laugh]
- Andy Bernard: This is awesome!
- Oscar Martinez: Thank you. It didn't even take that long.
- Kevin Malone: [Cookie Monster with Kevin's voice] What's the difference between a chimichanga,
- [Kevin arrives behind the group]
- Kevin Malone: a chalupa, and a tostada? Call me back ASAP. It's urgent.
- [Kevin speaking]
- Kevin Malone: This isn't funny. I don't talk like that.
- [all continue laughing]
- Phyllis Vance: Say "Me eat cookie."
- Kevin Malone: No. I won't say it.
- Dwight Schrute: Why is everyone clumped around accounting? Break it up, you clique.
- Ryan Howard: It's Kevin as Cookie Monster from Sesame Street.
- Dwight Schrute: [gets up and starts to walk to Oscar's desk] Is that the program where all those puppets live in the barrio?
- Phyllis Vance: Mm-hmm.
- Dwight Schrute: I love that show.
- Kevin Malone: [Cookie Monster with Kevin's voice] This is Kevin. This is Kevin.
- Ryan Howard: Good work, buddy.
- Oscar Martinez: Thank you.
- Dwight Schrute: That is an amusing link. I'd like it sent to me, please.
- Oscar Martinez: Yes.
- Kelly Kapoor: Me too, Oscar.
- Ryan Howard: C.C. me.
- Kevin Malone: Angela, this is inappropriate.
- Angela Martin: This is my favorite day.
- Kelly Erin Hannon: My favorite part about being a receptionist is that I get to have my own desk. In the foster home, I never had a desk.
- Pam Beesly: It's not about who you've been with. It's about who you end up with. Sometimes the heart doesn't know what it wants until it finds what it wants.
- Pam Beesly: [referring to her dead office plant] Oh. You couldn't have watered it?
- Jim Halpert: I literally did not know that existed until this moment.
- Dwight Schrute: Well, I knew it existed, and I chose to let it die.
- Gabe Lewis: The beginning here has been a little bit of a fiasco. Either they don't respect me or they respect me too much, and some of them still think that I'm the I.T. guy.
- Jim Halpert: [Imitating Kevin] Michael, can I have an advance on my paycheck? Because a Mrs. Field Cookies just opened up at the mall.
- Kevin Malone: [Imitating Gabe] Uh, guys? Uh, I'm now going to apologize for the mess that we're in, uh, because corporate told me to. I just want you to know that I laugh like a crazy person.
- Dwight Schrute: [Pam begins lactating but can't find her breast pump] Three squeezes and I would drain you!