Batman: The Brave and the Bold (TV Series)

A Bat Divided! (2010)

Diedrich Bader: Batman

Quotes 

• Batman : Batman does *not* eat nachos!

  Batman : [Slacker Batman eats nachos] 

  Batman : Grrrrrr... .

• Batman : [after his three personas are merged back together]  Nice work, Ronnie and Jason. You guys make quite the team.

  Firestorm : Thanks, but you can call us... Firestorm.

  Ronnie Raymond : [as they fly away over the Batmobile]  Firestorm? You sure? I kind of liked Flame Dude.

  Firestorm : Oh, brother.

• Firestorm : We're almost out of time. You three get in the chamber, and I'll use my power to reverse the process.

  Batman : [Physical Batman]  I'll pass.

  Batman : [Science Batman]  It simply isn't logical.

  Batman : [Slacker Batman]  Seriously?

  Firestorm : Look, no one is smarter or more logical than Science Batman. No crime fighter is as tough as Physical Batman. And without Slacker Batman's heart, the other two personas wouldn't be able to work together. The world needs the one and only Batman.

  Batman : Nice speech. But if you're gonna keep up with this hero stuff, you'll need a name. I got it. Flame Dude.

  Firestorm : I'll consider it.

  Batman : That's all I ask.

• Firestorm : Where are we?

  Ronnie Raymond : You're the brainiac. You tell me.

  Dr. Ecks : Good, you're awake. I wanted you fully conscious when I drained you of the energy you stole. Now, this may tickle a bit.

  [turning on a machine and getting into another chamber] 

  Dr. Ecks : With this power, Double X will be unstoppable.

  Batman : The only double X's you'll see are the ones I'm gonna put over your eyes.

  Dr. Ecks : The Batmen. You'll be the perfect test for my new power.

• Batman : You're only one half of an evil equation. Where's that energy duplicate of yours?

  Double X : [zapping him in the back]  Looking for me?

  Dr. Ecks : That will teach you to trifle with the team of Dr. Double X.

  Double X : Shut up. Get back to work. I'll deal with Batman.

• Batman : You're supposed to be a genius, Ecks. Causing a nuclear meltdown isn't very smart.

  Dr. Ecks : That's where you're wrong, Batman. Only I could have calculated the exact conditions needed to release this supercharged nuclear energy. It will increase the power of Double X tenfold.

  Double X : [knocking Batman backward with a punch]  He just tricked you into telling him our plan, you overeducated twit.

  Dr. Ecks : Oh.

• Batman : [defeating the Riddler]  Riddle me this. Why are you like a stopwatch in a block of cement? Answer: because you're both doing hard time.

  Booster Gold : I don't get it.

• Batman : [crashing a gathering of supervillains]  Listen up. This is to all the law-breaking bottom-feeders in here. I know what you did, and I'm here to take you down. So we can do this the easy way or the hard way.

• Batman : [scanning Firestorm]  Intriguing. Your body is generating over 2,000 megawatts of atomic energy. This calls for further analysis. To the Batcave.

  [as they leave, another Batman emerges from the rubble] 

  Batman : The cowards have fled. To the Batcave!

  [as he leaves, yet another Batman appears] 

  Batman : Whoa. That was intense. Guess I better get to the Batcave.

• Batman : [Science Batman]  I don't understand why you insist on brawling with these third-rate hooligans.

  Batman : [Physical Batman]  And you call yourself Batman.

• Double X : It's going to be a black day for the Dark Knights.

  Batman : [Slacker Batman]  Whoa. Dude got big.

  Batman : [Science Batman]  Double X is feeding off the energy flowing into Dr. Ecks to increase his size and strength.

  Double X : [firing an energy blast]  Destroying all of you is going to be three times the fun.

  Batman : [Science Batman]  Do we understand the plan?

  Batman : [Physical Batman]  Cause pain.

  Batman : [Slacker Batman]  Find the off switch.