Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Crude and Uncalled For (2010)

Jennifer Taylor: Chelsea

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Quotes 

• Chelsea : [after showing Charlie her new lingerie]  I was gonna save it for our wedding night, but I couldn't wait.

  Charlie Harper : Oh, baby. By the time we get married, that thing is gonna be half-eaten!

• Chelsea : [Charlie is lying in bed waiting for Chelsea to join him and the phone rings]  Are you gonna grab that?

  Charlie Harper : [Looking between his legs and then at the phone]  You'll have to be more specific!

• Chelsea : What's going on?

  Alan Harper : Your gallant fiancé let his baby brother rot in a prison cell all night!

  Chelsea : What?

  Charlie Harper : Oh, come on! It was the Beverly Hills jail! I've been there plenty of times! If you slip the booking officer a twenty, he'll send out for Starbucks!

  Alan Harper : You know I don't carry that kind of cash!

• Charlie Harper : What do I owe you?

  Brad Harlow : Relax, you don't owe me anything.

  Charlie Harper : Even better! Thank you.

  Chelsea : We have to pay you for your time.

  Charlie Harper : Oh, you hippy!

  Brad Harlow : Well, you can always make a donation to my charity.

  Charlie Harper : What's that? "Lawyers Without Yachts"?