Supernatural (TV Series)

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (2010)

Jared Padalecki: Sam Winchester

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Quotes 

• Sheriff Jody Mills : What'd you say your jurisdiction here was again?

  Dean Winchester : Our jurisdiction is wherever the United States government sends us.

  Sheriff Jody Mills : Uh yeah. How about me and your supervisor have a little chat about that?

  Sam Winchester : Absolutely.

  [He pulls a business card from his jacket and hands it to the sheriff who dials a number on her cell. Cut to Bobby's house where a phone is ringing] 

  Bobby Singer : [Picks up the phone marked FBI]  Agent Willis speaking.

  Sheriff Jody Mills : Agent Willis, this is Sheriff Jody Mills of-

  [with a quizzical look] 

  Sheriff Jody Mills : Bobby?

  Bobby Singer : [under his breath]  Oh... Excuse me?

  Sheriff Jody Mills : [sternly after giving Sam and Dean a look]  Is this Bobby Singer?

  [Sam and Dean give each other a worried look] 

  Bobby Singer : Listen, I don't who this is, but this is Agent Tom Willis of the FBI.

  Sheriff Jody Mills : Bull crap!

  [Disconnects the call and looks at Sam and Dean who have "We're busted" looks on their faces] 

  Sheriff Jody Mills : FBI, huh?

  Sam Winchester : So uh, so you know Bobby Singer.

  Dean Winchester : That- that is... a fun coincidence.

  [chuckles] 

  Sheriff Jody Mills : Here's what I know about Bobby Singer. He's a menace around here. Assful of drunk and disorderlies, and mail fraud. You understanding me?

  Dean Winchester : [quietly, chagrined, while Sam looks down, embarrassed]  I think we all can agree that you've made yourself perfectly clear, yes.

  Sheriff Jody Mills : So whatever the three of you are planning, it ends here. *Now.* 10-4 on that? Agents?

  Dean Winchester : Yeah.

  [Smiles at her then shakes his head when she leaves] 

• Bobby Singer : [Sam and Dean join Bobby at the funeral pyre for his wife]  So... thinking maybe I should apologize for losing my head back there.

  Sam Winchester : Bobby, you don't owe us anything.

  Dean Winchester : Hey look, I don't know squat from shinola about love, but... at least you got to spend 5 days with her... Right?

  Bobby Singer : Right. Which makes things... about a thousand times worse.

  [sighs heavily] 

  Bobby Singer : She was the love of my life...

  [voice breaking] 

  Bobby Singer : How many times do I gotta kill her?