Chuck (TV Series)

Chuck Versus the Other Guy (2010)

Zachary Levi: Chuck Bartowski

Quotes 

• Chuck Bartowski : But earlier on in my... drunken haze... I realized I hadn't asked you a really important question. I'd like to ask you now if that's okay. Just once, for the record... Sarah, do you love me?

  [Long pause] 

  Chuck Bartowski : Wow. I'm, uh, in my underwear. I'm sitting in my underwear holding a plastic guitar. There's a very good chance I'm making a complete fool of myself, isn't there?

  Sarah Walker : Yes.

  Chuck Bartowski : I should probably put some pants on.

  Sarah Walker : No, Chuck... Yes.

  Chuck Bartowski : What?... uh, What?

  Sarah Walker : Chuck, I fell for you a long, long time ago. After you fixed my phone, and before you started diffusing bombs with viruses. So, yes.

  [Sarah chuckles] 

  Sarah Walker : Yes.

• John Casey : Chuck, I'm not an agent. You shouldn't be telling me any of this.

  Chuck Bartowski : But you know - you know what to do, Casey. Ok? Beckman told me to just sit tight. You and I know I can't do that.

  [Chuck's phone sounds an alarm] 

  Chuck Bartowski : Sarah just activated her locater. She's in trouble. Come on, man! You know how I feel about her.

  John Casey : [Casey grabs Chuck's hand, and writes a number on it]  Call this number. Request tactical support. You'll be forwarded to Colonel Sanders. Don't make fun of his name. You want air, armor, everything!

• Chuck Bartowski : I couldn't let him hurt you, Sarah. Trust me. I did what I had to do. But I'm still the same guy. I'm still Chuck. I promise.

  Sarah Walker : You saved me.

• General Beckman : Chuck. Sarah. Excellent work. I've consulted with Colonel Casey, and he brought me up to speed. I'll expect a full report when you get back to Burbank.

  Chuck Bartowski : Actually, General, uh, we're going to need a few more days in Paris.

  General Beckman : No. I want you back ASAP. Last night a group of Peruvian assasins broke into the

  [Sarah turns the laptop away from them] 

  General Beckman : Agent Bartowski? Agent Walker? I've lost contact. Get them back!

  Chuck Bartowski : I don't know...

  Sarah Walker : Shut up and kiss me.

• Morgan Grimes : I hope you're happy.

  Chuck Bartowski : She said she couldn't be with someone who didn't believe in her. Well, I believed in her. I just didn't believe in me.

  Morgan Grimes : Dude, you are misquoting the line and you are ruining "Pretty in Pink" for me. Now just stop it. Put the cap back on the top of the bottle and let's forget this night ever happened.

• Chuck Bartowski : [Fighting over a bottle of whiskey]  Let go!

  Morgan Grimes : No. I mean, you are on the precipice of emotional ruin here!

  Chuck Bartowski : *I'm already over the edge!*

• Chuck Bartowski : Please, it doesn't have to be like this... This isn't you, Shaw. You can't do this.

  Daniel Shaw : No, Chuck. I can. *You* can't.

  [Chuck shoots Shaw] 

• Chuck Bartowski : What about my red test?

  Sarah Walker : Casey told me. He told me that he killed the mole, and that you couldn't do it. And it was the best news that I ever heard, because it means you haven't changed. You're still Chuck... You're still *my* Chuck.

• Chuck Bartowski : Now, I know - I know that you can't help me any more. I-I know all that. But Sarah's going to die without us. I can't do this alone.

  John Casey : And I can't help you any more. I'm not a spy.

  Chuck Bartowski : But you are a spy! You 're the ultimate spy!

  Morgan Grimes : Was, Chuck, was. But the man's been Buy More'd. That's right. You deluded yourself into thinking that Buy More's your life. But wake up, John, okay? We need you to get on this plane. Chuck needs you to get on this plane. And if not, well, you know, find yourself Friday night with Jeff and Lester's crew hanging out in Woodland Hills. I know this because I was that guy. But Chuck, and Sarah, and *you*, Casey. You showed me I can be so much more. That I'm meant for something, be a spy. What about you? What do you have left in your tank?... What do you want to be when you grow -

  [Casey grabs Morgan by the throat and slams him to the wall] 

  John Casey : Morgan, go to my closet, and get me my suit.

  [Looking a Chuck] 

  John Casey : The black one.

• Daniel Shaw : [Hearing a fight in the background]  I see you brought Casey.

  Chuck Bartowski : Oh, yes I did. And he's currently taking care of your new Director.