- [first lines]
- Jeff: I love these rolling suitcases, it's like I'm walking a dog that's filled with my underpants.
- [last lines]
- Russell: [faking a Southern accent] Well from your description, I'd say you could have a declavamacated hip... but I would be remiss if I did not conduct a more thorough examination in my office, which at this point in time is room 703.
- Adam: Hey buddy, there you are, I made it!
- Russell: [faking a Southern accent] Excuse me, kind stranger, I'm with a patient.
- Adam: Uh, but Russell...
- Russell: [faking a Southern accent] I said, I said go away boy, you're bothering me!