- Jake Doyle: How was jail fadder?
- Malachy Doyle: Dandy, they're talking about naming a wing after you.
- Des Courtney: This is like camping!
- Jake Doyle: Des, can you try not to act like such a weirdo for five minutes?
- [to 'Wigs Dinner' after she's found selling cocaine]
- Tinny Doyle: I bet you'd be scared of the Bay Girls locked up in juvy. Bet they got a healthy appetite for the Wigs Dinner.