The Middle (TV Series)

Valentine's Day (2010)

Patricia Heaton: Frankie Heck

Quotes 

• Sue Heck : Oh! My first boy-girl party. Ha! How do I look?

  Frankie Heck : Very pretty.

  Mike Heck : Be a good girl.

  [wipes eyeshadow] 

  Sue Heck : Dad.

  Mike Heck : Okay, okay.

  Frankie Heck : Have fun.

  Mike Heck : Bible fun. God sees everything you do! Even in the dark!

• Frankie Heck : We haven't looked each other in the eye for forever.

  [sighs] 

  Frankie Heck : Let's look into each other's eyes.

  Mike Heck : You look tired.

  Frankie Heck : So do you. Have you always had that thing there?

  Mike Heck : What?

  Frankie Heck : You should get it checked.

  Mike Heck : Can we stop looking now?

  Frankie Heck : Yeah, let's.

• Frankie Heck : [cell phone rings]  Hi, honey.

  [to Mike] 

  Frankie Heck : It's Sue.

  Sue Heck : Everyone is making out everywhere and there's beer.

  Frankie Heck : Someone brought beer?

  Mike Heck : [grabs phone]  Who has beer?

  Sue Heck : Oh, I don't know, some guy with pretty hair. And they lit up incense. I'm not sure if it's illegal or not, but I'm pretty sure it is.

• [the Heck's see Sue's friend Carly after she stops wearing braces] 

  Frankie Heck : Woah.

  Mike Heck : Yeah.

  Axl Heck : Hot girl still thinks she's a geek. Some 13-year-old boy is going to be very lucky.