- Melinda Gordon: [about an Ouija board] That's the problem with those stupid boards. They upset ghosts who are desperate to communicate, gets them frustrated, and then you end up with...
- Dr. Sam 'Jim' Lucas: ...frustrated, upset ghost.
- Melinda Gordon: Exactly.
- Professor Avery Grant: For a clean-cut kid you're a little odd.
- Ned Banks: I know.
- Professor Avery Grant: Come on in.
- Professor Avery Grant: [at the video store] There really should be some kind of express line for people with haunted discs.