American Dad! (TV Series)

A Jones for a Smith (2010)

Wendy Schaal: Francine Smith

Quotes 

• Francine Smith : [to a police officer]  Oh, come on. I live right there. Can't you just give me a break, pig-fucker?

  Officer Figpucker : That is not my name, ma'am.

  [points to his name tag which says "Officer Figpucker"] 

  Francine Smith : Oh! Oh, forgive me, Officer Figpucker.

• Francine Smith : You can't speak ill of Oprah. Val Kilmer bad-mouthed Oprah and now he's slowly turning into a pumpkin.

• Stan Smith : [to Francine as she's in jail]  So have you traded bras with your cell mate yet?

  Francine Smith : What?

  Stan Smith : Like at summer camp.

  Francine Smith : You think girls trade bras at summer camp?

  Stan Smith : I would. I'd get rid of my ratty old beige bras and trade up for something lacy.

• Hayley Smith : [after Stan is checked out of rehab]  Mom, while we're here I really think I should check myself in for my pot problem.

  Francine Smith : Just stop it, Hayley.

• Roger : Stan, do you have any idea how dangerous it is to go downtown and buy crack? You could have bought from me right here in the house.

  Francine Smith : Roger, you're not being helpful.

  Roger : Did you really expect me to be?