Castle (TV Series)

The Mistress Always Spanks Twice (2010)

Jon Huertas: Javier Esposito

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Quotes 

• [looking at the bondage website for clues] 

  Kevin Ryan , Javier Esposito : Oh!

  Javier Esposito : No, no, no, no, no.

  Kevin Ryan : How do you even get in that position?

  Javier Esposito : I don't know, but you should try that with your, uh, girlfriend, honey milk. As a matter of fact, I'm going to buy this for you right now.

  Richard Castle : [walking over to look]  Oh, jeez. How do you even get in that position?

  Kevin Ryan : Right? It's not even possible.

  Kate Beckett : [glancing at the screen]  Oh, it's possible.

  [Castle, Esposito, and Ryan look at her] 

• [Ryan searching a bondage website for leads] 

  Kevin Ryan : It's a little creepy doing this with you breathing on my neck.

  Javier Esposito : Oh, sorry, bro. I'd do it on mine, but IA checks browser history, so...

  Kevin Ryan : [sarcastically]  Great. Thanks.

  Javier Esposito : What does that thing do?

  Kevin Ryan : Looks like a potato peeler.

  Javier Esposito : Oh, that is nasty.

  Richard Castle : [entering, glancing at the screen]  And illegal in twelve states.

• Kevin Ryan : Hey... we tried to trace the creepy calls that Jessica was getting at her office, but since they were routed through the main switchboard at the college, there's no way to determine their source.

  Kate Beckett : What about the cell phone?

  Javier Esposito : The day she died, she placed a call to her boyfriend at the hospital, she placed a call to her voicemail at the office, and she placed two calls to Lady Irena's House of Pain.

  Kate Beckett : Lady Irena's House of Pain. That must be where Mistress Venom works. Did you get an address?

  Javier Esposito : Yeah. An office building on 38th.

  Kevin Ryan : Oh. Conveniently located for all your lunchtime spanking needs.

  Kate Beckett : All right, you guys look through her notes, see if there's anything that's there that might implicate one of her clients. Meanwhile, Castle and I will go and meet this Mistress Venom.

  Richard Castle : Whips, women, and murder. Sounds like my lucky day!