- Kid in Park: [Stan's mind is in the body of a racehorse] Hey, can I pet your horse?
- Roger the Alien: Sure.
- [Kid makes to poke at Stan's eyes]
- Roger the Alien: Honey, don't do that. Horses don't like being poked in the eyes.
- [the kid makes to poke at Stan's eyes again]
- Roger the Alien: Stop that. He doesn't like it.
- Stan Smith: [the kid makes to poke at Stan's eyes again] If you ever do that again I'm going to come round to your house and kick your Mom to death right in front of you!
- Kid in Park: Ahh! Ahh!
- [Runs away terrified]