Archer (TV Series)
Training Day (2010)
Aisha Tyler: Lana Kane
Quotes
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Cyril Figgis : But you shot a machine gun at me.
Agent Lana Kane : Around you. Because my feelings were hurt.
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Cyril Figgis : Hey, so how did you know where I was?
Agent Lana Kane : When we first started going out I may have
[quickly]
Agent Lana Kane : injected a tracking device into your body.
Cyril Figgis : In my body? No! Now that is a breach of trust, Lana.
Agent Lana Kane : Baby? Hun, do you really want to open this can of "trust-breachy" worms right after I caught you and my ex-boyfriend with a dead hooker in the trunk?
Cyril Figgis : [long pause] I do not.
Agent Lana Kane : You do not.
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Agent Lana Kane : I don't care if you have fifty dead hookers in the trunk. You lied to me.
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Agent Lana Kane : So, you know you have to be punished...
Cyril Figgis : Yes.
Agent Lana Kane : ...so what you're gonna do is walk into our video store...
Cyril Figgis : With the sweet old Korean lady.
Agent Lana Kane : ...and buy the nastiest, barebackin'-est, hard-dickin'-est, ball-slappiest interracial porno in there!
Cyril Figgis : Oh, from the sweet old Korean lady?
Agent Lana Kane : Yuuuuup! How you feel about that?
Cyril Figgis : Like I got off pretty easy?
Agent Lana Kane : [strokes his chin] Night ain't over yet.