No Hard Feelings (2023)
Andrew Barth Feldman: Percy Becker
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Quotes
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Percy Becker : Isn't this how "Jaws" started?
[protesting skinny dipping in the ocean at night]
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Percy Becker : Did you beat up those kids?
Maddie Barker : No, they apologized.
Percy Becker : I heard screaming.
Maddie Barker : That was the apologizing.
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Percy Becker : What about sharks?
Maddie Barker : None here.
Percy Becker : Jellyfish?
Maddie Barker : Not in season!
Percy Becker : It's really the lack of lifeguards that's causing an issue for me! I'm...
Maddie Barker : Just get the fuck in here right now!
Percy Becker : Okay, okay!
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Percy Becker : Why do you want to adopt a dog.
Maddie Barker : Because I can't have dogs of my own.
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Natalie : Oh, my God. Next year is gonna be so much fun! I can't wait.
[hugs]
Percy Becker : That's so exciting. Yeah.
Natalie : Okay. So nice to run into you.
[to Maddie]
Natalie : So nice to meet you, ma'am.
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Percy Becker : Pepsi please.
Waitress (Townie Bar) : We only have Coke.
Percy Becker : Do you wanna go somewhere else?
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Percy Becker : Okay. Whatever this is, it's done. You can't track me anymore. I'm changing my phone passcode.
Maddie Barker : To what?
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Maddie Barker : [approaching Percy at the animal shelter] Mind if I touch your wiener?
Percy Becker : [caught off guard] What?
Maddie Barker : Your dog.
Percy Becker : Oh.
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[Maddie is excessively flirting with Percy under the guise of adopting a dog]
Maddie Barker : Come on. There's gotta be more questions.
Percy Becker : Yes, there are, but I have to start closing up. So, um, yeah. You can come back another day, though.
Maddie Barker : I might not want a dog another day. I want a dog *right now*.
Percy Becker : Well, then, pet ownership may not be for you. You sound a lot like the kind of person we would normally take a dog from.
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Maddie Barker : I had this really intense dream about you last night. Don't ask.
Percy Becker : Of course. That's private.
Maddie Barker : Do you ever have those?
Percy Becker : Uh, intense dreams? Um... Actually, uh, yeah.
Maddie Barker : Tell me.
Percy Becker : You know Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad?
Maddie Barker : Okay.
Percy Becker : I had this one dream where I wouldn't let her adopt a dog. So she'd locked me in one of the dog cages and dragged me back to her hideout. I kicked at the cage and screamed.
[Maddie looks confused]
Maddie Barker : And that made you come?
Percy Becker : Uh... I did not.
Maddie Barker : How the fuck is that a sex dream?
Percy Becker : You asked me if I have intense dreams.
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Percy Becker : What other stuff have you been doing for me I don't know about? That time I beat you in basketball, did you let me win?
Maddie Barker : No. You beat me fair and square.
Percy Becker : What about Kyle McElroy? Kyle McElroy. The kid who bullied me. Did you have him expelled?
Allison Becker : No. I was told it was a dream of his to go to military school.