The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Psychic Vortex (2010)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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• Bernadette Rostenkowski : I'm starved. When you spend all day in a bio lab watching flesh-eating bacteria skeletonize small rodents it really works up an appetite.

  Howard Wolowitz : Flesh-eating bacteria, and yet I still want to kiss this woman. What does that tell you?

  Penny : That you'd be willing to die a horrible death on the off chance you'd get to second base.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : We're way past second base. Right, Howard?

  Howard Wolowitz : Uh, we kind of disagree about what the bases are.

• Penny : Wow, that's all you got after you were the most obnoxious person on a double date that included Howard Wolowitz?

  Leonard Hofstadter : No, I'm sorry. I really am. It's not right to mock what a person believes in.

  Penny : Thank you. Would you be willing to go to my psychic and see what it's all about?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Would you be willing to read a book that concisely explains how all psychics are frauds?

  Penny : I would not.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Okay, let's go see your psychic.

  Penny : Really?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Well, yeah, one of us has to keep an open mind.

  Penny : You saying I don't have an open mind?

  Leonard Hofstadter : No, not at all. Let me help you with this stuff.

  Penny : You know, I believe in ghosts, too.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Great.

  Penny : And astrology.

  Leonard Hofstadter : I know, and pyramid power and healing crystals.

  Penny : Oh, no, no, no, crystals don't work.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Really, that's the line? Psychics are real, but crystals are voodoo?

  Penny : Oh, voodoo's real. You don't want to mess with voodoo.

• Leonard Hofstadter : I hope you're hungry, Bernadette. We're going to a terrific restaurant.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, yeah, I'm starved. When you spend all day in a bio-lab watching flesh-eating bacteria skeletonize small rodents it really works up an appetite.

  Howard Wolowitz : Flesh-eating bacteria and yet I still wanna kiss this woman. What does that tell you?

  Penny : That you'd be willing to die a horrible death on the off chance you'd get to second-base?