The Simpsons (TV Series)

Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou? (2009)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Ralph Wiggum, Maggie Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Kearney, Sisters

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Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : Oh, my God, I do want a brother.

  Lisa Simpson : You can have mine, but he's kinda lame.

  Bart Simpson : D'oh!

• Bart Simpson : Dad, I want a baby brother.

  Homer Simpson : Son, I love you kids, but I'm only going to the hospital one more time in my life, and I ain't coming out.

  Bart Simpson : Lisa got a sister! Why can't you have another boy?

  Homer Simpson : Girls are easy! Girls love daddy. Girls make birthday cards with glitter on them. Girls can marry a hockey player and get me seats to hockey games. Girls don't steal my knives, and I don't have to tell girls how their bodies work, because I *don't* *know*.

  Bart Simpson : You never told me how my body works.

  Homer Simpson : Point and shoot.

• Marge Simpson : [the power goes out while Bart is playing a video game]  A fallen branch must have knocked out the power line.

  Bart Simpson : Fine. Then I'll just watch TV.

  Marge Simpson : TV runs on electricity too.

  Bart Simpson : Then I'll watch a DVD. There's no way that runs on electricity.

  [Marge grumbles] 

  Bart Simpson : Really? Does Obama know about this?

• Lisa Simpson : Next, making his runway debut, Bartholomew. The vest is courtesy of Nelson, and the tights are Hello Kitty.

  Bart Simpson : Hello Kitty? I thought they were Spider-Man heads! Ew, ew, ew!

• Bart Simpson : When poking a dead animal, don't go straight for the eyes. Build up to it.

• Charlie : [hears rustling in the bushes]  It's the Boogieman!

  Bart Simpson : There is no such thing as the Boogieman.

  Chief Wiggum : [Comes out of bushes]  Boogie, boogie, boogie!

• Bart Simpson : Dad, I want a baby brother.

  Homer Simpson : Son, I love you kids, but I'm only going to the hospital one more time in my life and I ain't coming out.

• Lisa Simpson : [to Bart]  Maggie and I share the deepest bond there is: sisterhood. We'll be closer than best friends for the rest of our lives, but you'll never know what that's like, because you won't ever have a brother.

  Bart Simpson : I don't need a brother. I'm a bad ass loner like Wolverine, who leaves whenever people beg him not to leave.

• Marge Simpson : [after finding Bart tampering with her birth control pills]  Bart, you've always been a handful, but you've never interfered with my reproductive freedom. Why now?

  Bart Simpson : I just wanted a baby brother, but Dad said I was one "Uday" who didn't need a "Qusay."

• Lisa Simpson : [about Charlie]  Bart, who is this kid?

  Bart Simpson : Be cool, be cool. He's an orphan. You know, just like Annie except he's a dude and he hates tomorrow.

  Charlie : I hate it so much!