Gossip Girl (TV Series)

The Lady Vanished (2010)

Kevin Zegers: Damian Daalgard

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Gossip Girl : [voice-over]  Get up and go at it, Upper East Side! I hear Little J is having foreign relations with a handsome attaché. We always knew she had friends in high places, but how low will she go?

  [unexpected visitor in Jenny's bedroom] 

  Jenny Humphrey : Wait, wait! What are you even doing here?

  Damian Daalgard : Your stepmom hadn't gotten up before me before noon all week.

  Jenny Humphrey : If she does, you'll spend the day hiding in my closet.

  Damian Daalgard : Mm. Kinky. All right, I'll go. I just wanted to make sure we're on for tonight.

  Jenny Humphrey : Yeah, I was thinking Italian. Maybe Morandi or Il Buco. I mean, if you don't want to go downtown, we could walk to Tony's.

  [he takes out a DVD] 

  Jenny Humphrey : Uh... well, not that I don't love popcorn and a movie, but, I mean, it's Saturday night, I wanted to go out.

  Damian Daalgard : We are. In fact, we have half a dozen deliveries to make at some parties.

  Jenny Humphrey : Again? You're the only dealer in town?

  Damian Daalgard : No rest for the wicked. I may have to leave these here for the day, if that's cool.

  Jenny Humphrey : Yeah, okay.

  [shakes her head] 

  Jenny Humphrey : Jenny's drug way station.

  [chuckles] 

  Jenny Humphrey : That's one good thing about my parents being in this huge, unexplainable fight.

  Damian Daalgard : Well, I can think of others.

• Rufus Humphrey : Where do I even start? How could you let this happen?

  Lily van der Woodsen : I didn't let anything happen.

  Rufus Humphrey : Jenny is *not* Serena. And contrary to popular belief, children need boundaries.

  Jenny Humphrey : Dad, I...

  Damian Daalgard : Excuse me, sir. The truth is, we fell asleep watching TV. I know that sounds like Teenage Excuses for Dummies. I appreciate the fact that you're a concerned father...

  Rufus Humphrey : No, the worst part of being the father of a teenage girl is *remembering* when you were a teenage boy.

  [to Jenny:] 

  Rufus Humphrey : Pack your bags, young lady. You're coming with me.

  Jenny Humphrey : What? Where? Dad, I live here.

  Rufus Humphrey : Not anymore. It's back to Brooklyn for you.

  Jenny Humphrey : Dad, you can't do that...!

  Lily van der Woodsen : Rufus...!

  Rufus Humphrey : Jennifer, pack your bags, or I will!

  Jenny Humphrey : All right, fine, I'll do it myself.

  [goes off] 

  Lily van der Woodsen : Rufus, can we at least talk about this?

  Rufus Humphrey : No, Lily, we can't. And while she's packing her stuff, maybe I'll go grab what's left of my own.

  [goes off] 

• Damian Daalgard : [she dropped the drugs]  Jenny, what are you doing?

  Jenny Humphrey : I may be a bitch, but I'm not a little bitch. I told you I wasn't afraid.