Gossip Girl (TV Series)

The Lady Vanished (2010)

Matthew Settle: Rufus Humphrey

Quotes 

• Rufus Humphrey : Where do I even start? How could you let this happen?

  Lily van der Woodsen : I didn't let anything happen.

  Rufus Humphrey : Jenny is *not* Serena. And contrary to popular belief, children need boundaries.

  Jenny Humphrey : Dad, I...

  Damian Daalgard : Excuse me, sir. The truth is, we fell asleep watching TV. I know that sounds like Teenage Excuses for Dummies. I appreciate the fact that you're a concerned father...

  Rufus Humphrey : No, the worst part of being the father of a teenage girl is *remembering* when you were a teenage boy.

  [to Jenny:] 

  Rufus Humphrey : Pack your bags, young lady. You're coming with me.

  Jenny Humphrey : What? Where? Dad, I live here.

  Rufus Humphrey : Not anymore. It's back to Brooklyn for you.

  Jenny Humphrey : Dad, you can't do that...!

  Lily van der Woodsen : Rufus...!

  Rufus Humphrey : Jennifer, pack your bags, or I will!

  Jenny Humphrey : All right, fine, I'll do it myself.

  [goes off] 

  Lily van der Woodsen : Rufus, can we at least talk about this?

  Rufus Humphrey : No, Lily, we can't. And while she's packing her stuff, maybe I'll go grab what's left of my own.

  [goes off]