The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Miss Understanding/Over Phil (2009)

Conrad Vernon: Mason

Quotes 

• Private : Let's try a little role playing. Pretend I'm Phil.

  Mason : A bit of a reach, but very well.

  Private : Now pretend I just made a mess.

  Mason : Oh, Phil, another mess, which I have to clean up.

  King Julien : No, no! That is all wrong!

  [Jumps around like a monkey] 

  King Julien : Ooh, ooh! I sure do like a tire swing! Ooh!

  Skipper : It's uncanny.

  Kowalski : I know.

  Private : Now do me!

  King Julien : Okay

  [Jumps like monkey again] 

  King Julien : Ooh, ooh! I sure do like stinky fish! Ooh!

• Private : I think a wonderful way to begin would be to say something positive about Phil.

  Mason : Very well. I am positive that Phil is disgusting and inconsiderate.

  [Phil signs] 

  Skipper : What did he say?

  Kowalski : No idea.

  Mason : Go pound bananas?

  Rico : Ooooh!

  Kowalski : Tell it like it is, primate!

  Skipper : You go!

• Mason : Oh, you wouldn't understand! No one understands!

  Skipper : You can't bear not having someone to clean up after, so you made messes for yourself.

  Mason : Oh, I stand corrected. You understand completely.

• Skipper : What kind of sick mind would leave messes over and over?

  Kowalski : I've worked out a profile of our perp.

  [Shows outline drawing of chimp] 

  Skipper : I know that face.

  Mason : [steps in front of profile]  Good evening. Oh, another mess! Here, let me clean it!

  Skipper : Stand back. This is a crime scene.

  Mason : It's no trouble, really.

  Kowalski : Somewhere in this mess, the perpetrator left a calling card. He might as well have signed his name.