The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Miss Understanding/Over Phil (2009)

Mary Scheer: Alice

Quotes 

• Alice : The penguin is native to Antarctica.

  Smart Kid : Ooh, ooh, did you know a group of penguins is called a rookery?

  Alice : It's a bird, but it doesn't fly.

  Smart Kid : Did you know that penguins can swim 15 miles an hour?

  Skipper : Keep an eye on Johnny Smart-glasses. The boy knows too much.

  Rico : [gets behind the kid with a baseball bat]  Hey, batter, batter, batter! Hey, batter, batter, batter...

  Skipper : Not yet. I wanna know where he gets his intel.

  Smart Kid : Did you know the only way to tell boy penguins from girl penguins is a DNA test, huh?

  Skipper : Never mind, boys. Kid's off his wingnut.

  [scoffs] 

  Skipper : Like we need some DNA test to tell us we're 100% Antarctic macho.

  Rico : Hoo-ah!

  Alice : Listen, kid! All I know is we've got three males and a female. The birds know which is which.

  Rico : [looks down at his crotch]  Um...