The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)
Miss Understanding/Over Phil (2009)
John DiMaggio: Rico, Burt, Bada
Quotes
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Alice : The penguin is native to Antarctica.
Smart Kid : Ooh, ooh, did you know a group of penguins is called a rookery?
Alice : It's a bird, but it doesn't fly.
Smart Kid : Did you know that penguins can swim 15 miles an hour?
Skipper : Keep an eye on Johnny Smart-glasses. The boy knows too much.
Rico : [gets behind the kid with a baseball bat] Hey, batter, batter, batter! Hey, batter, batter, batter...
Skipper : Not yet. I wanna know where he gets his intel.
Smart Kid : Did you know the only way to tell boy penguins from girl penguins is a DNA test, huh?
Skipper : Never mind, boys. Kid's off his wingnut.
[scoffs]
Skipper : Like we need some DNA test to tell us we're 100% Antarctic macho.
Rico : Hoo-ah!
Alice : Listen, kid! All I know is we've got three males and a female. The birds know which is which.
Rico : [looks down at his crotch] Um...
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Private : I think a wonderful way to begin would be to say something positive about Phil.
Mason : Very well. I am positive that Phil is disgusting and inconsiderate.
[Phil signs]
Skipper : What did he say?
Kowalski : No idea.
Mason : Go pound bananas?
Rico : Ooooh!
Kowalski : Tell it like it is, primate!
Skipper : You go!