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Comparative Religion (2009)

Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir

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• Shirley : Uh, quick question. Are you all coming to my Christmas party right after the final, or are you stopping home to change into your Christmas outfits?

  Annie : [Breaking the silence]  I guess I could wear one of my Hanukkah sweaters.

  Shirley : Uh, Annie.

  [Uncomfortable] 

  Shirley : I didn't know you weren't, uh, Christian.

  Annie : Yep. One might even say I'm Jewish.

  Shirley : [Faking tolerance]  Oh, tha-that's good for you. Tha-that's wonderful. I respect all religions of the world.

  Abed : I'm Muslim.

  Troy : Jehovah's Witness.

  Britta : Atheist.

  Shirley : [With raised eyebrows]  The Lord is testing me.

• Britta : Are we really gonna let religion divide us like this. I think there's one thing we can all agree on.

  Abed : I get 72 virgins in heaven.

  Britta : No. That we would all like to have Jeff at this party.

• Troy Barnes : You're a pretty big dude. You've probably got moves.

  Jeff Winger : Yeah, I got some theories.

  Abed : You've never been in a fight?

  Jeff Winger : Technically, no. I guess I'm too charming and likeable. Call me a name.

  Troy Barnes : I can't.

  Abed : Mm.

  Pierce Hawthorne : Are you telling me you've never been punched in the face?

  Jeff Winger : No, thank God. This is the moneymaker.

• Shirley : Jehovah's Witnesses are a type of Christian, right, Troy?

  Troy : Yeah, but we don't celebrate birthdays or Christmas, and we can't drink. But it helps.

  Abed : You're like Muslim. Assalamu alaikum.

  Troy : [with emphasis]  Shama-lama-ding-don

• Troy Barnes : [teaching Jeff how to fight]  No, it's a question. What's up?

  Jeff Winger : What's up?

  Troy Barnes : Not a real question, a rhetorical one. You have the answer, he does not. Then you give them the Forest Whitaker eye.

  Jeff Winger : Oh, that's pretty good.

  Troy Barnes : Okay, hold that stare. There you go. Hold it. Then, look straight through his eyes and deep into his soul.

  Britta : And then you move to Vermont.

  Troy Barnes : I'm sick and tired of you saying that fighting is gay.

  Abed : She's got a point. In boxing, you fight for the purse and a belt.

  Britta : I've gotta write a paper about that. Let's see what we're working with.

• Mike : Hey, look at that, Forehead's taking a test.

  Jeff Winger : Why don't you get going, Chuck Norris?

  Mike : Did you just shoo me?

  Britta : Why don't you just kiss him already?

  Mike : Dude, I will shoo your nose down your throat.

  Jeff Winger : Señor Chang, can you do something about this?

  Señor Chang : I'll allow it.

  Mike : Qué pasa here, huh? It's usted, dude. Even I know that.

  [knocks test off the desk, laughing] 

  Jeff Winger : You picked the wrong day to correct my Spanish, No Sleeves. It's on.

  Abed : He's doing this for me. He's my bodyguard.

  Mike : You wanna dance?

  Britta : To some show tunes?

  Jeff Winger : No, I want to beat you and I'm gonna enjoy it, because you're like this school. You're obnoxious, cramping my style and you smell like french-fry oil.

  Mike : I don't get it.