Shining Time Station (TV Series)

Scare Dares (1991)

Brian Edward O'Connor: Schemer

Quotes 

• Schemer : The pumpkins this year are wearing orange paint as a costume.

  Stacy Jones : Schemer, that's against the spirit of Halloween.

  Schemer : Jonesie, don't tell me about the spirit of Halloween; the spirit of Halloween is about two things: makin a buck selling costumes and pumpkins; and number two: gettin' free candy.

  [Stacy mutters something in disgust under her breath] 

  Schemer : Huh?

  [she mutters something again, he leans closer] 

  Schemer : Huh?

  Stacy Jones : [spinning around]  BOO!

  Schemer : AHH!

  Stacy Jones : Now *that's* the spirit of Halloween.

• Schemer : Halloween is such baby stuff. I am far too dignified for Halloween. Besides, I don't believe in being quote, unquote "scared".