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Ziva David : I'm not cold at all.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Because you're cold blooded, David. Like a lady komodo dragon. Ice queen. Frigid and deadly.
Ziva David : And I remembered to wear my thermal underwear.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I'll give you 50 buck for it right now.
Ziva David : Wouldn't fit. You're too big.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : They'll stretch. Hand 'em over.
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Marine First Sergeant Louis Tibbens : But I bet a pretty little thing like you never killed nothing before, huh?
Ziva David : [Ziva chuckles] I'll never tell.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh boy.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : If Santa's lookin' for Rudolph, I think I know what happened.
[bartender glares at DiNozzo]
Ziva David : Tibbin's sister described this place perfectly. So this is where a "red throat" would hang out after being overseas for months.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It's not "red throat", it's "redneck".
Ziva David : Oh.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : And I think we found the entire cast of "Hee Haw".
Ziva David : Over there. That's him.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Hm, with his brother Daryl and his other brother Daryl?
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Interpols checking into it.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Tell them to check faster.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You do it!
[Gibbs stares at DiNozzo]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Not you, Boss.
[to Ziva]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You. I mean how many languages do you speak anyway?
Ziva David : Including the language of love, 10.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You're gonna have to come down to NCIS with us. Come on.
Marine First Sergeant Louis Tibbens : I got a better idea.
[walks closer to Ziva]
Marine First Sergeant Louis Tibbens : How about this one comes back to my place and decorates my tree.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh, no.
Ziva David : Happy Chanukah. Now let's go.
[Tibbens grabs Ziva's shoulder and is summarily pushed into a wall and handcuffed]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ziva! No!
[backs away from Tibbens friends who start coming toward him]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Easy! Easy! Heel!
[Hits one with a bar stool]
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Abby Sciuto : How fun would it be to have a totally impromptu Christmas party? Like right now? We could decorate my test tube tree. We could warm up dumplings in the incubator.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs , Ziva David , Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Abby!
Abby Sciuto : I know. Typing. I feel like Scrooge being visited by the three grumpy ghosts.
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Ziva David : [after the fight in the bar is concluded] Redthroats.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : "Rednecks."
Ziva David : Whatever.
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Ziva David : Hmmm, these chocolates are delicious.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Hey Dad, stop making my team fat.
Ziva David : [Gibbs enters as Jackson Gibbs is giving them homemade candy] Gibbs, why didn't you tell us your father was coming?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : I didn't think he'd actually show.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [as DiNozzo's reaching for more candy]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Go ahead, have another one, bubble butt.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It's my metabolism. It's slowing with age. It's nothing a post holiday cleanse won't cure.