CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series)

Appendicitement (2009)

Jon Wellner: Lab Tech Henry Andrews

Quotes 

• Greg Sanders : Henry, my friend, you are about to have the best birthday of your life because we are taking you to the one, the only, Harry's. Hog. Hideout.

  Henry Andrews : What's a Hog Hideout?

  Nick Stokes : It's only the best barbecue know to mankind. It's a little bit of a drive but don't worry. Greg knows where it is.

  Greg Sanders : [laughs]  I thought you said you knew where it is.

  Henry Andrews : [sometime later/imitating Nick]  It's just a bit of a drive y'all.

  [as himself] 

  Henry Andrews : Look if this place is so great then how come I've never heard of it?

  Nick Stokes : Come on man. A little trust, baby. Come on it's your birthday.

  Greg Sanders : Yeah.

  Henry Andrews : I hate my birthdays. They always suck.

  [they round the corner, revealing a full moon] 

  Henry Andrews : Oh great, we've got a full moon tonight too, so every nut job in the state will be out.

  David Hodges : I'm surprised at you Henry. There's absolutely no statistical evidence linking lunar cycle to an increase in irrational, careless, or criminal behavior.

  Nick Stokes : [seeing a car coming straight on ahead of them]  Are you sure about that?