"Numb3rs" Con Job (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

Rob Morrow: Don Eppes

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  • Don Eppes : [to Alan Eppes who is on video screen]  That's good, Dad. Thanks.

    John Buckley : Dad? How many Eppes guys you got in the FBI?

    Alan Eppes : Well actually, I'm an urban planner, but I do have an FBI file.

    John Buckley : Oh, some circus you're running over here. Next you're gonna tell me you have another member of the family who's an astronomer sending you satellite images.

    Alan Eppes : He's on sabbatical.

  • Liz Warner : It's a shame. Guy could've been a CEO if he hadn't become a crook.

    Don Eppes : What's the difference?

  • Amita Ramanujan : You know, I've been thinking about what Buckley said.

    Charlie Eppes : Oh, what, about how I'm a lucky guy?

    Amita Ramanujan : No, about honeymooning in Costa Rica.

    Charlie Eppes : Depending on the time of year. Lots of rain.

    Amita Ramanujan : So we'll bring umbrellas.

    Charlie Eppes : Scorpions. They have scorpions down there. They sleep in people's shoes.

    Amita Ramanujan : So we'll wear sandals.

    Charlie Eppes : Very long flight.

    Amita Ramanujan : Not if we take separate planes.

    Don Eppes : [Enters room]  Hey, anything?

    Amita Ramanujan : We're getting close. What do you think about Costa Rica?

    Don Eppes : Uh, I don't know. I mean, I hear they have a lot of scorpions.

  • Don Eppes : Can't imagine a couple hundred thousand dollars is gonna keep a guy like you happy too long.

    John Buckley : Yeah, well, I'm not too worried about picking up some more cash somewhere, somehow. It's never been my problem.

    Don Eppes : Yeah, well, I'll be sure to keep an eye on the bus schedules.

    John Buckley : Oh, that's good. I like that. You know, Eppes, you and me, under different circumstances, could have been friends.

    Don Eppes : Yeah, sure we could.

    John Buckley : Hey, professor, I'm serious about teaching that class.

    Charlie Eppes : Oh, yeah? We'll have to do it online, I guess.

    John Buckley : Oh, that's for him.

    [Waitress places beer down] 

    John Buckley : Would you say hello to my friends in California?

    [She waves to them through screen] 

    John Buckley : . Thanks, Heidi. She's a doll. You know Eppes, you and I, we're like those cartoon characters, Sam and Ralph, the sheepdog and the wolf. We just keep going at each other because we don't know what else to do. You should take some time off. We could go skiing. Mm. You know what, I'll keep this on ice for you

    [points to beer] 

    John Buckley : . Auf Wiedersehen.

    Charlie Eppes : You know the wolf always gets caught.

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