Metalocalypse (TV Series)

Dethmas (2009)

Tommy Blacha: William Murderface, Toki Wartooth, Murderface's Grandma

Quotes 

• Toki Wartooth : [Entering the bathroom]  Dr. Rockso?

  Dr. Rockso : [Going through withdrawals beside a full bath tub]  Dr. Rockso not feelin' so good... oh, give me some Christmas spirit in here!

  Toki Wartooth : For the records Dr. Rockso, I cant's gets you drugs, thats would be enables you. But I loves you, even though you ams powerless.

  Dr. Rockso : [Sobbing and hugging Toki]  R-R-Rockso l-loves you too, baby.

  [Shoves Toki's head under the water] 

  Dr. Rockso : Now you get me those fucking drugs! I'll fucking kill you! You hear me! I'll fuck-

  [Faints into the water] 

• Toki Wartooth : What you means we can'ts do Secret Santas!

  Nathan Explosion : Toki, how many times do we have to go over this?

  Skwisgaar Skwigelf : We don'ts thinks it's metals to be's nice to each others!

  Toki Wartooth : But I fucking do!

  Pickles : Toki, why don't you just fucking drop it? You're just driving us fucking crazy.

  Toki Wartooth : I's listenings to yous no more! I'ms goings shoppings! Yes, shoppings! To buys each and every ones of yous a gift! And I wants to see the looks on all your fat fucking faces when I gives you great presents! Ha ha! Fucks you!

  [Storms out and slams the door] 

  Nathan Explosion : ...I don't believe I've ever been spoken to like that before.

• Toki Wartooth : [Entering the bathroom]  Dr. Rockso?

  Dr. Rockso : [Going through withdrawals beside a full bath tub]  Dr. Rockso not feelin' so good... oh, give me some Christmas spirit in here!

  Toki Wartooth : For the records Dr. Rockso, I cants gets you drugs, thats would be enables you. But I loves you, even though you ams powerless.

  Dr. Rockso : [Sobbing and hugging Toki]  R-R-Rockso l-loves you too, baby.

  [Shoves Toki's head under the water] 

  Dr. Rockso : Now you get me those fucking drugs! I'll fucking kill you! You hear me! I'll fuck-

  [Faints into the water]