American Dad! (TV Series)
My Morning Straitjacket (2009)
Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien
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Quotes
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Jim James : [to Stan about Francine] Hey, is- is this your daughter?
Stan Smith : Wife.
Jim James : [impressed] Damn!
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Stan Smith : [about Jim James, the lead singer from My Morning Jacket] He makes Enya sound like a Russian couple arguing at the bowling alley.
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Stan Smith : [to Hayley] You whore! Music slut! Shaking those ears all over town, letting anyone in!
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Roger the Alien : Francine, Courteney Cox played a chef on Friends. Your cooking is worse than her acting!
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Roger the Alien : Spoiler alert! The sweet potatoes suck. How can sweet potatoes not be sweet? Hmm? Frannie, how'd you take the sweet out of the potatoes?
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Francine Smith : Stan, all you ever feel is anger. Why is that the only emotion you can express?
Stan Smith : Because people make me mad all the time for being stupid about everything! Now, pass me the fucking sweet potatoes!
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Stan Smith : [after taking away Hayley's concert tickets] Spider say burp!
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Roger the Alien : [when he's dressed up as Hayley] Well, I'm gonna go beg for money on the beach since I'm dressed for it.
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Roger the Alien : [after he and Stan get kicked off My Morning Jacket's tour bus] You boner.