The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

All King, No Kingdom/Untouchable (2009)

Andy Richter: Mort

Quotes 

• Mort : Whee! I'm jumpy! Maurice, come be jumpy!

  Maurice : Mort, I'd love to, but I have a bazillion royal duties to attend to.

  Mort : Hee-hee! You said doodies!

  Maurice : No, things I have to do for the king. Du-ties.

  Mort : It's still funny!

• King Julien : This half of the kingdom is for me and my king things, and that half is for you two.

  Maurice : This is much less than half!

  Mort : I like it.

  King Julien : Of course it's smaller. There is only one of me and two of you.

  Maurice : That means we should have more and you should have less.

  King Julien : The king never has less. That's the law.

• Maurice : [after breaking the throne]  I'll get the glue.

  Mort : To eat?

  Maurice : No!