The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

All King, No Kingdom/Untouchable (2009)

Kevin Michael Richardson: Maurice, Bing

Quotes 

• Mort : Whee! I'm jumpy! Maurice, come be jumpy!

  Maurice : Mort, I'd love to, but I have a bazillion royal duties to attend to.

  Mort : Hee-hee! You said doodies!

  Maurice : No, things I have to do for the king. Du-ties.

  Mort : It's still funny!

• King Julien : Excuse me, little froggy. I believe you are a little confussed. I am the one who is telling the other animals what to do.

  Barry : Oh?

  King Julien : Yes. That is because I am king. However, you can apply for an internship.

  Maurice : We are currently accepting applications for the spring semester.

  [Hands Barry a form] 

  King Julien : But until you are properly internalized, you must cease the bossing around.

  Barry : Oh, really? Cease this!

• Private : How can we touch someone who's untouchable?

  King Julien : It is a riddle, like which do you eat first, the chicken or the egg? I say the eggs, because they are breakfast foods.

  Maurice : That's not the way it goes.

  King Julien : So you're saying the chicken first? It does make a nice base for the eggs.

• King Julien : This half of the kingdom is for me and my king things, and that half is for you two.

  Maurice : This is much less than half!

  Mort : I like it.

  King Julien : Of course it's smaller. There is only one of me and two of you.

  Maurice : That means we should have more and you should have less.

  King Julien : The king never has less. That's the law.

• King Julien : Make way for the party king, man!

  Bada : Hold on there, chief. We have to see if you're on the list.

  Bing : There's no Party King on the list.

  Bada : Wait, I have a King Julien on the list.

  King Julien : Yes, that is me!

  Bada : Yeah, you're on the "absolutely not a guest" list.

• Maurice : [after breaking the throne]  I'll get the glue.

  Mort : To eat?

  Maurice : No!