The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Vengeance Formulation (2009)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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[Penny enters]
Penny : Hi, guys.
Sheldon Cooper : Hello.
Penny : Yo, Raj, talk to me!
[very long pause]
Penny : Nah, I'm sorry. Just screwin' with ya.
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Raj Koothrappali : Here comes Kripke!
Leonard Hofstadter : Who is that with him?
Raj Koothrappali : Believe that's the president of the university.
Leonard Hofstadter : And the board of directors! Abort, abort!
Sheldon Cooper : There is no abort.
Raj Koothrappali : How could you not put in an abort?
Sheldon Cooper : I made a boo-boo, all right?
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Sheldon Cooper : [about being on NPR] My mother is very excited. She's convening her Bible study group to listen in and then pray for my soul.
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Sheldon Cooper : Biologically speaking, Howard is perfectly justified in seeking out the optimum mate for the propagation of his genetic line.
Howard Wolowitz : Thank you, Sheldon.
Sheldon Cooper : Whether that propagation is in the interest of humanity is, of course, an entirely different question.
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Sheldon Cooper : What do you want?
Raj Koothrappali : We represent the Lollipop Guild and we want you.
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Sheldon Cooper : Well, this is very exciting, and I wanted you to be among the first to know...
Barry Kripke : [passing by] Hey, Cooper, I hear you're gonna be on the wadio with Ira Fwatow from Science Fwiday next week.
Sheldon Cooper : Thank you, Kripke, for depriving me of the opportunity to share my news with my friends.
Barry Kripke : My pweasure.
Sheldon Cooper : My thank-you was not sincere.
Barry Kripke : But my pweasure is. Let me ask you a question. At what point did National Public Wadio have to start scwaping the bottom of the barrel for its guests? Eeh-eeh. Don't answer. It's rhetorical.
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Sheldon Cooper : [speaking in high-pitched voice after breathing helium] Kripke, I've found the nozzle. I'm going to kill you!