The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Vengeance Formulation (2009)

Katee Sackhoff: Katee Sackhoff

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• Howard Wolowitz : So nice you could join me this evening. You're looking lovely as always.

  Katee Sackhoff : Thanks, Howard. Always nice to be part of your masturbatory fantasies.

  Howard Wolowitz : Come on, Katee, don't make it sound so cheap.

  Katee Sackhoff : I'm sorry. Fiddling with yourself in the bathtub is a real class act.

  Howard Wolowitz : Thank you. So, shall we get started?

  Katee Sackhoff : Sure, but can I ask you a question first?

  Howard Wolowitz : You want to play Cylon & Colonist?

  Katee Sackhoff : No. I want to know why you're playing make-believe with me when you could be out with a real woman tonight.

  Howard Wolowitz : You mean Bernadette?

  Katee Sackhoff : No, I mean Princess Leia. Of course I mean Bernadette. She's a wonderful girl and she really likes you.

  Howard Wolowitz : I know, but she's not you.

  Katee Sackhoff : I'm not me. The real me is in Beverly Hills going out with a tall, handsome, rich guy.

  Howard Wolowitz : Really? Tall?

  Katee Sackhoff : Six four.

  Howard Wolowitz : Ouch.

  Katee Sackhoff : The point is you've got a wonderful girl in your life and you're ignoring her in order to spend your nights in a bathtub with a mental image and a washcloth.

  Mrs. Wolowitz : Howard! What are you doing in there?

  Howard Wolowitz : I'm taking a bath!

  Mrs. Wolowitz : I hope that's all you're doing! We share that tub!

  Howard Wolowitz : Don't remind me!

  [he turns back to find Katee has disappeared] 

  Howard Wolowitz : Oh, man, all soaped up and no place to go.