The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Vengeance Formulation (2009)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

Quotes 

• Howard Wolowitz : [about Bernadette]  She wants a commitment, and I'm not sure she's my type.

  Penny : She agreed to go out with you for free; what more do you need?

  Howard Wolowitz : Look, Bernadette is really nice; I just always thought when I finally settle down and do a relationship it would be with someone, you know... different.

  Penny : Different how?

  Howard Wolowitz : Well, you know... more like Megan Fox from 'Transformers'. Or Katee Sackhoff from 'Battlestar Galactica'.

  Penny : Are you high?

  Leonard Hofstadter : You'd have a better shot with the three-breasted Martian hooker from 'Total Recall'.

  Howard Wolowitz : Okay, now you're just being unrealistic. Anyway, that movie was like twenty years ago; imagine how *saggy* those things would be.

• [Penny enters] 

  Penny : Hi, guys.

  Sheldon Cooper : Hello.

  Penny : Yo, Raj, talk to me!

  [very long pause] 

  Penny : Nah, I'm sorry. Just screwin' with ya.

• [last lines] 

  Penny : [Howard is 'serenading' Bernadette]  Oh, I am *so* sorry.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Are you kidding? That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever done for me.

  Howard Wolowitz : [sings]  Bernadette!

  [says] 

  Howard Wolowitz : Thank you, Cheesecake Factory!

• Penny : Why are you back from your date so early?

  Howard Wolowitz : In romance, as in show business, always leave them wanting more.

  Penny : [to Leonard]  What exactly does that mean?

  Leonard Hofstadter : He struck out.