The Office (TV Series)

Scott's Tots (2009)

John Krasinski: Jim Halpert

Quotes 

• Andy Bernard : Dr. Tuna, MD, I have some terrible news.

  Jim Halpert : Wait, are you the patient or the doctor?

  Andy Bernard : The entire office has come down with a pernicious case of the Mondays.

  Jim Halpert : Wow, what do you put our chances at?

  Andy Bernard : 0%, unless we perform an immediate emergency morale transplant, stat!

  Jim Halpert : Hmm, sounds risky.

  Andy Bernard : Don't worry. There is a surefire cure: Employee of the Month. Every awesome place I've worked has had one.